Sighs don't matter

Saw a billboard for a Lancaster, N.Y. clothing store the other day:

• All men are created equal.

it said, followed by

• Then they get dressed.

Sigh. I suppose there are those who'd put forth the argument:

"Then they get undressed!"

Seen On the Side of the Road Dept.

Wondering what to get Dad for Father's Day?
Nothing says love like explosives!

— spotted on U.S. Rt. 219 in Great Valley, N.Y.