So today I hear an ad on the radio for some alpaca farm, and think to myself "What are alpacas good for except selling to other would-be alpaca ranchers?"
Then I came up with this list:
• alpaca-flavored gum
• junkyard guard alpacas
• alpaca-flavored vodka
• alpaca blind-dating service
• McAlpaca burgers
• next president of Syria
• Marie Callender's deep-dish alpaca pot pie
• successor-in-waiting to Kim Jong Un: Kim Pu Alpaca
• next up on FOX:
So You Think You Can Be An Alpaca Idol With A Voice
Now if I only had a mindless, wealthy investor...
