Bumper Snickers Dept.

Following a maroon Jeep Grand Cherokee through Arcade, N.Y. this morning, I saw this plastered to the back bumper (not that I'm taking any sides, this is just food for thought):

• IF YOU OBJECT TO LOGGING, TRY USING PLASTIC TOILET PAPER

You know, I'll bet that's the first time I've ever used the words "toilet paper" and "food" to complete the same thought!