I'm sure the guy who placed the following want-ad in today's Buffalo News wasn't too happy when he saw it:
"DECOYS Paying $2000+ for wooden (ph. no.)"
I don't imagine he got too many calls if readers read on to the very next ad:
"DECOYS: I will pay highest prices $5000+ for all duck decoys! (ph. no.)"
I'd say these ads were placed mallard-droitly! It really drakes the cake! The editor must have been on quack! I wonder if the first guy disputed his bill? Perhaps there were some web-footnotes at the bottom of the page in the internet version!