One Foot in the Grave Dept.

Got an interesting pamphlet from the
Diocese of Buffalo Catholic Cemeteries office.
And a few things immediately came to mind:

• This must be for the previous resident
• Okay, this isn't for the previous resident — AARP must be selling its mailing list again
• Luckily it's addressed to me, and not to the wife, offering her some money-saving spousal-grave deal, but only if she ACTS NOW and uses it in the NEXT 30 DAYS!!!