...things seen and heard in and around Buffalo and Western New York

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow



So I'm sitting on Grant Street in Buffalo, at the corner of Breckenridge, waiting for the light to change, when I glance over towards the store on the left, and read the sign:

CLOTHING • FOOTWEAR • HUMAN HAIR


Human hair? I'm sure there's a joke here somewhere; I'm dreading not being able to come up with a punchline. It's like I'm stuck on the same page. Maybe I should get the whole crew to work on it, I'm sure they'd do a bang-up job. Then again, it hairdly seems worth it. I'll just mullet over myself for a while. If that doesn't work, I'll buzz my friend Bob, see if he can comb-over, and we'll weave through the possibilities together. Hopefully he won't wig out on me, or worse, brush me off!

1 comment:

  1. LOL!
    Are you sure it wasn't on Mohawk St? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get it straightened out.

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